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Ripped Covers

Posted by Mistress on December 10, 2008

This will be a brandspanking new recurring segment for us. For all of us that have been confused and appalled by redonkculous covers. We gather the truly hideous then rip into them with bitchy glee for your viewing amusement. Feel free to join in the snarkfest it’s way more cathartic than yoga.

Reader: Whoa, check out those paws. That’s the worst case of Beriberi I’ve ever seen. This romance is obviously set in a non- national healthcare country.

Mistress: Oh noez. Her face is turning an odd shade of gray. He’s absorbing her life force through his lotion retardant hands. All is lost.

Reader: He’s sucking the life force from her chin? Now there’s originality.

Mistress: Indeed R, Chin incubus’ are on the endangered species list. On second thought she’s already dead. It’s so not kool to eff the dead Chin Incubus dude. And what sick artist did you find to paint you in afterglow? He’s an accessory after the fact

Disclaimer:
Please note that this commentary makes no judgment on the quality of the stories the covers are associated with. Asstastic covers are almost always bad publisher judgment calls and hold little to no stock in author preference.

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8 Responses to “Ripped Covers”

  1. Katiebabs a.k.a KB said

    The dude has sprayed on hair!

  2. Mistress said

    He’s not only the Hair Club president, he’s also a client,lmao

  3. Reader said

    You know you need a bath when your skin is oilier than your hair.

  4. JenB said

    Makin owt: ur doin it rong.

  5. Mistress said

    Lol, Jen. Maybe he has a chin fetish…

  6. JenB said

    I had to come back tonight to give that another look. Wow. Chin sucking, the latest kinky trend. Super hawt. I can totally see this catching on.

  7. Mistress said

    I officially dub it “Chilatio”; to be known on the street as ” getting jaw”,lmao. I shouldn’t be surprised but people really do this. To each his own but why he wants to smell sexy chins is beyond me = /except:I have a chin fetish. There is nothing that turns me on more than seeing a woman with a chin that captivates my attention. My fantasy has always been to stroke, massage, kiss,suck, and smell the chin of an attractive woman. From time to time, I have been fortunate enough to experience this, and it arouses me even more. I instinctively focus on a woman’s chin during one-on-one conversation. I tend to favor strongly defined, as well as curvy to pointy chins. Even a dimple would be nice! -Jose, 44

  8. Wanderer said

    chin fetish? There really is something for everyone. Chilatio, indeed….lmao

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