The Scarlet Corset

Ripped Covers: Scandal’s Bride by Stephanie Laurens

Posted by Mistress on January 11, 2009

This gem used to grace the cover of one of the Cynster series Novels. prepare for a completely educational lesson on man titty and perfume marketing

Reader:
I don’t get it, Can your chest be hot but your back be cold??? Huge glaring lack in the manjugs. Where’d the nips go?

Mistress:
I guess when you’re in love, you have to take the time to savor the fresh fart smell

Reader:
Judging the looks on their faces I say they should bottle the stuff and market it as aphrodisiac aerosol.

Wanderer: “Because men are animals.” Musk of Love, a new and titillating fragrance by Lancome

Reader:
Err..I’m still on the nips. I officially cannot get past them.

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5 Responses to “Ripped Covers: Scandal’s Bride by Stephanie Laurens”

  1. Katiebabs a.k.a KB said

    I think the heroine is all dreamy because the hero has that nice baby soft waxed look.

  2. JenB said

    How do you keep getting my personal photos??I know we’re supposed to say mean things about these covers, but I secretly love them. Romance novels wouldn’t be romance novels without them. They’re timeless!

  3. Mistress said

    Katie: Sure thing, nothing is more of a turn on then a man who smells of baby powder.Jen: Aww Jen no worries, we luv em too. They definitely have nostalgic win on their side… but they’re still freaking funny. = )

  4. Katie said

    “man titty and perfume marketing”hee!

  5. Mistress said

    I’ll have you know it’s a perfectly respectable College major, Katie. LMAO

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