Ripped Covers: Scandal’s Bride by Stephanie Laurens

This gem used to grace the cover of one of the Cynster series Novels. prepare for a completely educational lesson on man titty and perfume marketing

Reader:
I don’t get it, Can your chest be hot but your back be cold??? Huge glaring lack in the manjugs. Where’d the nips go?

Mistress:
I guess when you’re in love, you have to take the time to savor the fresh fart smell

Reader:
Judging the looks on their faces I say they should bottle the stuff and market it as aphrodisiac aerosol.

Wanderer: “Because men are animals.” Musk of Love, a new and titillating fragrance by Lancome

Reader:
Err..I’m still on the nips. I officially cannot get past them.